SORT OF HIRED THIS ‘FUNNY’ HOUSEKEEPER

SORT OF HIRED THIS ‘FUNNY’ HOUSEKEEPER

Seriously O! She gives me the creeps though…and I’m watching her really closely.

What could I have done, when ‘overwork’ wanted to his ‘enemy’s?! So I hired one that would come in only when I was around… Not sure for how long, this would work.

After my past experiences with maids and all what noughts, I decided to apply another approach to hiring them. With these people, you have to constantly use different methods in handling them.

So this one I got, she resumed today at about 6pm… She kinda looked ‘scary’ rough, but I just  sort of ignored. Only for me to hear that she sells second hand clothes at night!… Why did it have to be after I had hired her, ehn?! Immediately, I put a restriction as to where she had to clean, my kids’ room being among the rooms…before their clothes end up among her wares!

Of course, I bluntly told her not to bring any carrier bag anytime she resumed work. That instruction came when I noticed she had 2 bags, not even 1! She tried explaining, wasn’t really interested, instruction is instruction, full stop! *irritated just thinking about it*

What do you guys think? Should I manage her or change her?  *hmmm,not doing too badly at this rhyming thing O* 😂Anyone notice?

I ‘WORK’ FOR MY MAID

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My peeps, even me myself, I’m confused but now I’m convinced that I must be the employee and my maid the employer.

The pictures you see above is a confirmation of what I’m trying to tell you.  It’s only the employee that wakes up before the employer and while the employee is running helmet skelter to get the kids ready for school, the employer will be sleeping.

My maid, the employer doesn’t take instructions again and does what she likes, when she likes. This stupid girl has been warned times without number to always retire to bed early and not stay up watching ‘Africa Magic’, instead, she watches till dawn. The resultant effect is what you see up.

A maid that will have the guts to tell me to my face that she has somewhere ‘important’ to go, if she’s asked to stay home and care for my sick daughter. She even ‘adviced’ me to take my daughter to the office so that when she gets back from her’important’ place, she’ll come get her.

My peeps, I can’t begin to recount how many instances my maid has proven to me that she’s my ‘boss’!

But I have a major shocker for her this coming weekend. She has absolutely no idea of what is to befall her. I’m making her so comfortable and letting her eat all her ‘last suppers’.

I’ll definitely keep you guys posted… Let me continue attending to my ‘oga’!

TALK ABOUT OVERSTEPPING BOUNDARIES

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This my maid is seriously hitting on my nerves.

I just walked into her room only to see one of my kid’s bedspread on her bed. That I even managed to give her one, doesn’t that count for anything? So, when my kids change bed sheets, she will change her own too Na?!…as what Na?!

I’m crying that my kids don’t have enough bedspreads, she now has the effrontery to still take out of it, without my permission! What stops her from washing hers in the morning so that before night time, her bed sheet will be ready for use.

I hate when I’m upset like this, she’ll be no where to be seen…very irritating! It’s better to vent when she’s around, so that she’ll see me in a ‘devil mode’! She doesn’t even have a phone, so that I can scream her phone battery flat.

My fear is that I hope she isn’t doing same for the kids’ towels. She’ll be ‘fried’ if I find out…very dead!

Grrrrrrr…so upset right now.

EVEN MY MAID IS HUSTLING!

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Na wah O! The matter is getting serious on this ‘hustling’ of a thing…everyone seems to be doing it! There are hustles, and there are hustles…meaning hustling get levels. My hubby’s hustle is different from mine, and the same time, you can’t compare my hustle with my maid’s own…mbanu!

Ever since I scolded my maid and told her her life history, she’s been hustling to get my attention, recognition and of course more of my money…what did she do and what did I say, you may ask?!…Ngwa, judge the matter…

I asked the silly girl to bring my lunch from home to my workplace at about 2pm and I begged the ‘goat’ O! Usually, I get really hungry in between work, and I really don’t like eating out. I explained all this to her.

Peeps, na so 2pm, even 4pm met me on my seat. So I closed for the day and decided to go home to change into something more comfortable before picking the kids from school. I got home, rang my bell, and who did I meet at the door looking like she was having a swell time…yours truly, my maid! Of course, I gave her the ‘daggers’, while she tried profusely to explain why she couldn’t make it. She went on and on about how she couldn’t tell the the time because there was no timepiece in the house, no phone (she doesn’t have a phone, can you dig it?!) and then the one in the living room not working, blah, blah, blah! I just hushed her up and told her that if she really wanted to bring the food, timepiece or no time piece, she would have brought it. But the wickedness, self-centerdness inside of her wouldn’t let her. And it’s the behaviour of hers that will never make me go an extra mile for her. Meanwhile, I met her with a large bowl of food watching ‘Africa Magic’! The stupid girl was comfortable eating, knowing fully well her Madame hadn’t eaten. I reminded her that “To whom much is given, much is expected” and that she shouldn’t expect more than her salary. Sebi, she has a lame boyfriend who is letting her do ‘housemaid’ work so that she can pay her N50,000 school fees! What boyfriend does that?! That in as much as she’s serving me, she will not get more than her salary! She has constantly proven she’s not ready to bend her back for anybody, and me sef, I’m not ready to fracture my spine or any part of my body for her. That she’s not enjoying me at all, she should go and ask people that know me…just salary is what she will get!

The stupid girl doesn’t even have a phone, not even Nokia with torchlight, and she’s claiming she has a boyfriend! I told her to bury her face in shame. Sebi, if she treats me well, school fees and phone problem would have been a thing of the past. But as it is now, she will never enjoy more than salary! I concluded by reminding her that her so-called boyfriend is enjoying her more than she is enjoying her. That how many men would she have to sleep with before she gets a phone or pay her school fees? That the so-called boyfriend is not doing anything for her now and I know she will soon leave him for another loser!

She wants to enjoy me, but she can never spare a day in the weekend to come and help me, knowing fully my weekend is the fullest. I just told her that there was nothing special she was doing for and so she shouldn’t expect any special treatment…Mscheew!

To my utmost ‘surprisation’, my silly maid came back from school on a freaking Saturday!! I asked her what happened, that didn’t she have lectures?! I thought they had lectures into the night sef!!! Then, it occurred to me that this girl might just be hustling for some extra help from me after all the ‘sermon’ I gave! Lol!

She will have to wait in 6months for an evaluation…Phew! Just had to vent…feels good! #MonsterMaid 

OOPS! I THINK I JUST ATE MY POOP!

Na wah O! Me and maids…when will the saga end?!

I’m not sure if I ever told you guys about my last ordeal with my most ‘efficient’ maid from Togo, who turned out to be pregnant even before she got the job… Yeah, she was pregnant… But too early for me to notice until symptoms mimicking malaria cropped up. She even had the guts to request that my Gynae hubby terminate the pregnancy for her… Trust me, I’m still trying to recover from the shock! Ooh, I forgot to mention that I’m not the only one that got a rude shock, her boyfriend got the rudest one. Apparently, the pregnancy did not even belong to him. So who the hell is the Dada?!  *I hope it’s not her master from her previous job in Lekki* #DeviousMaids

Anyway, just when I said I wasn’t having anything more to do with maids, I had a blast from the past yesterday.  One of my maids from my past employ paid me a visit, a surprise visit, begging me for a job, especially to support her education. On a good day, I don’t usually re-employ any laid off staff, but I don’t know, I’m was sort of okay with this particular one.  The only problem I had with her was that she was boy/man crazy! She really had potentials O! Let’s just say she might have been too young to settle down for the job.

Anyway, I bared my mind to her, telling her exactly what I thought about re-employing her, including my fears. She claims she has changed but I told her I don’t believe her.  She showed me her student identity card but that didn’t move me.

I eventually employed her but not as a live-in and she would only work when I was home to supervise her. Meaning, I will never leave her alone in my house except when I’m home.

Please don’t judge me,  if you were in my shoes, you will do same. At least look on the brighter side, I even told her that any shortcomings on her part will attract a reduction in her salary. I didn’t even mince words about what was expected of her.

Lol! Just remembering how the silly girl came to office so that I could release my home keys to her! Meanwhile, I had told her previously that she should come on Sunday so that I could orientate her, but she ignored it… only to show up on Monday. Anyway, I said a biggest ‘NO’. She begged and begged, that she had changed, and how matured she was, blah, blah, blah! I still maintained my biggest ‘NO’. She sat in my office until closing hours, then we went off to pick the kids.  *Hehehe*

So you guys stay tuned, while I give you an almost daily reports on my ‘poop’!