TYPES OF HUSBAND

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There’s nothing someone will not see on social media. This article caught my attention and I must say it’s hilarious.

TYPES OF HUSBAND
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when he needs something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on
that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no  time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

JUST FOR LAFFS FOR A TIRESOME ‘MONDAY’

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We should term this “The Naked Truth”!

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This is a constant problem in Yoruba Movies! I still saw another ‘mistake’ yesterday…’Sign’ was written instead of ‘Sigh’.

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I wonder myself!

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Then who are your mum and dad?!…cousins?

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Kermit is tired of drinking milk and Lipton…he had to step things up a bit.

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For all those who keep sending ‘Candy Crush request’…I hope y’all end up ‘ere!