NOT LEAVING YOUR ADOLESCENT SON AT HOME WITH THE MAID…

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Is definitely the beginning of wisdom!

My peeps, I can’t shout. Ever since my past experience with my present maid and her very many ‘sexcapades’, I know best not to leave her with my 12 year old son. Yeah…my son has grown in many ways you can ever imagine. Even I his mother know that chics are in trouble!

With what I have heard and what is going on now…maids ‘deflowering’ young boys… Please O, mbok! The average age at which young boys get disvirgined is 12years and I have true life experiences from my male friends.

I remember vividly what the stupid girl said when she first set eyes on my son.
“Ehn ehn, aunty, see Fola. He has grown so much and is so handsome”. Immediately my antennas and alarm went up screeching ‘Pervert-Alert’! From that moment onwards, my eyes were fixed on her every move.

One time I caught her sleeping in my son’s room. You know as a woman of the house, you never sleep through out the night…things happen in the middle of the night. So that day I was doing my usual midnight ’rounds’, and I stumbled on the maid sleeping on the floor of my son’s room. Of course I quickly kicked her up and demanded what she was doing in the room when she has hers. Imagine her telling me that it’s because her room is hot. Which room is hot? Fine, the air-conditioner may not have been serviced in ages but there’s a fan that works as well as an air-conditioner. Long and short of is that I sent her out and warned her severely never to venture into my son’s room ever. That’s how nonsense starts!

My didn’t understand why he had to keep following me to work through out his midterm break until I broke it down for him. You should have seen the look on his face as he held his crotch!
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