Peeps, forget all the ‘stories’ your partner professes to you about “how much he loves you more than his mother” or “how he will die for you”… Absolute crap!
The following are ways he can prove his love for you and if he can’t do either…well, just pray the so-called love lasts. He should be able to:
1. Inhale your fart.
2. Eat the ‘booger’ from your nose.
3. Lick your ear wax…and show that he enjoys it.
4. Eat your regurgitated food.
5. Sniff your ‘Athlete’s feet’.
6. Soak his nose in your smelly and sweaty armpit!
If he can’t do any of these…that love needs to be weighed!