I’m about to demote my home assistant to house keeper. Still wondering what or who I hired? *Adonbelievit*
This chic knows absolutely ‘zilch’ about housekeeping! Desperation is a disease… Seriously! I should have been more patient in finding a professional housekeeper. Now, I’m stuck with this one until I find a more ‘reasonable’ one.
Apart from the fact she brings her scrawny kid to work, she spends more time feeding the child and gobbling all the food in the house. *I’ve never seen a lady eat sooooo much in my life!*
Secondly, this assistant of mine uses my washing machine to do her laundry! I actually walked in on her using the machine. “Lizzy! What’s going on here?!” I screeched.
“I’m washing ma. They are my clothes ma. I brought my soap ma”.
Oh my…you should have seen the ‘daggers’ I gave her. If looks could kill, mine could have sent her to hell and back.
“What gives you the right to use my machine without permission?!” I asked slowly and coldly, still screeching though.
“Please, correct this situation immediately and let this be the first and last time I have to see this nonsense”, I warned.
Thirdly, the one that really got me thinking if she would last in my home… I noticed the floor tiles were looking patchy with dirt…at 5:13pm, floor that should have been mopped since morning.
” Lizzy! Did you mop these floors today? ” I was really getting fed up
“No, ma. I thought you said to mop twice a week, ma”. She dared to say.
” What?! Please, for goodness sake, I mop my floors everyday! It’s the outside you clean twice a week!!” And I stormed off. Like seriously?!
And to think she’s good with my kids. Unfortunately, it’s not the kids that need a maid…IT’S ME!!
Pray for me guys, that she changes to anything but these! I’m definitely not in the mood! Right now, I have zero tolerance for sloppy work!