NOW MY ‘ASSISTANT’ IS HITTING ON MY NERVE…NOT ON THE LAST ONE THOUGH!

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I’m about to demote my home assistant to house keeper. Still wondering what or who I hired? *Adonbelievit*

This chic knows absolutely ‘zilch’ about housekeeping! Desperation is a disease… Seriously! I should have been more patient in finding a professional housekeeper. Now, I’m stuck with this one until I find a more ‘reasonable’ one.

Apart from the fact she brings her scrawny kid to work, she spends more time feeding the child and gobbling all the food in the house. *I’ve never seen a lady eat sooooo much in my life!*

Secondly, this assistant of mine uses my washing machine to do her laundry! I actually walked in on her using the machine. “Lizzy! What’s going on here?!” I screeched.
“I’m washing ma. They are my clothes ma. I brought my soap ma”.
Oh my…you should have seen the ‘daggers’ I gave her. If looks could kill, mine could have sent her to hell and back.

“What gives you the right to use my machine without permission?!” I asked slowly and coldly, still screeching though.
“Please, correct this situation immediately and let this be the first and last time I have to see this nonsense”, I warned.

Thirdly, the one that really got me thinking if she would last in my home… I noticed the floor tiles were looking patchy with dirt…at 5:13pm, floor that should have been mopped since morning.

” Lizzy! Did you mop these floors today? ” I was really getting fed up
“No, ma. I thought you said to mop twice a week, ma”. She dared to say.
” What?! Please, for goodness sake, I mop my floors everyday! It’s the outside you clean twice a week!!” And I stormed off. Like seriously?!

And to think she’s good with my kids. Unfortunately, it’s not the kids that need a maid…IT’S ME!!

Pray for me guys, that she changes to anything but these! I’m definitely not in the mood! Right now, I have zero tolerance for sloppy work!

3 thoughts on “NOW MY ‘ASSISTANT’ IS HITTING ON MY NERVE…NOT ON THE LAST ONE THOUGH!

  1. You gave her fair warning as to what you expect. On the issue of her child be skinny, you should be merciful. Not everyone can afford to feed well in Nigeria. By God’s grace we shall get there one day.

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