That’s why some guys will forever remain single!
Let me not be judgemental sha, it’s a ‘turn-on’ for some girls to hear these lines:
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
- Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. *Mscheeew*
- I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart. *Idiot*
*If it were you, will you answer this kind of guy?!
Culled from PICK UP LINES GALORE