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That’s why some guys will forever remain single!

Let me not be judgemental sha, it’s a ‘turn-on’ for some girls to hear these lines:

  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. *Mscheeew*
  • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.  *Idiot*

*If it were you, will you answer this kind of guy?!


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