GETTING MARRIED WILL BE DIFFICULT IF YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

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A lot of young(maybe not so young) people approach me occasionally to lament about their ‘singlehood’, especially the ladies. You know the thing that strikes me first?…their ‘pits!! As in, sweaty, smelly and worse, the green coloured stain in the’pits area of their clothing!…And they are telling me they can’t understand why the guys are not coming in dozens!…Like seriously?!

I have a few questions for you gurls…and guys(You guys ehn, your own sef is an apology):

  1. Do you try to smell yourselves?
  2. Do you scrub that area well before applying your roll-on or perfume?…because that ‘combo’ is terrible!
  3. How could you have allowed that area to get so bad that it doesn’t even bother you?
  4. How many times do you repeat clothes (because that can be a problem)
  5. Do you shave at all?

The baffling thing about these kind of people is that they have so much confidence!!  Sometimes, the smell is sooo bad, you can’t actually tell where it is coming from.

Hint: If you are single, and you are speaking to a prospective suitor at close range and you notice that he keeps moving back or getting up to get some air…do a double check on yourself. They might not tell you because they are too civilised to want to hurt your feelings.

I met a beautiful girl who was seriously lamenting that she hasn’t heard from the guy she sent her picture to. And I am like what could the problem be since the chic is really hot?! So, out of ‘diagnostic’ curiosity, I asked the chic to show me the picture she sent, maybe the problem was from there. And what she showed me was something similar to the pix below…really appalling!

Photo credit: Flick River

Photo credit: Flick River

Babes! How dare you?!…sending a pix like that to someone you’ve never met before?! Why the ‘Jungle’? The first thing the guy is going to think is DIRT!!

 Please you guys, try and deal with these Hygiene Issues.

 

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