Choi!! I just love Yemi Alade’s song “Have you seen Johnny?!” As much as some wives don’t want to accept the truth, they might be married to a ‘Johnny’…You are asking me how?…Ok, read on.
If your husband does any of the following, *I swear beating my hands on the ground*, he must be a ‘Johnny’:
– When your husband leaves home in the morning wearing male perfume and returns at night reeking of different perfume, specifically male. *Don’t believe him if he says it was his sister that hugged him*
– When our dear hussy has to leave the room almost everytime to receive an ‘important’ call.
– When darling hussy comes back almost every night with a full tummy…no need to talk much!
– When and if your hussy rushes to the bathroom for a quick shower (and he is working an office job O!) and assuming he doesn’t usually do this.
– When dear hussy has several email / social media accounts!
– When they ‘password’ everything, laptop, ipad, blackberry, Facebook, twitter, etc
– When they start asking unusual questions like “Is it possible to marry only one wife?” or “Is it possible to love more than one person?”
– When they suddenly become preoccupied with their appearance
– When they keep getting mysterious calls at odd hours of the day or loads of ‘wrong’ numbers
– When you see that the passenger seat is always adjusted!
– When buying gas or getting credit takes more than 5 hours for something that should ordinarily take 15 minutes
– When he perpetually goes on a business trip …almost every weekend. You too, pack your bag and follow him, noting do you!!
– When you keep seeing strange messages from strange women and the permanent excuse your husband gives is,”We are just friends”
– When housekeeping money is suddenly cut and he doesn’t perform his financial duties.
– When you call him sometimes and you hear kids at the background…and no candid explanation for that when he is not even a Paediatrician!
Infact, the list is endless. All I am saying is that, we ‘gurls’ should be careful and not be taken unawares… When you find out that you are married to a ‘Johnny’, then you should work hard at exposing him because the other women might not even be aware of his deceit.