BE CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT BE MARRIED TO A JOHNNY!!

Choi!! I just love Yemi Alade’s song “Have you seen Johnny?!” As much as some wives don’t want to accept the truth, they might be married to a ‘Johnny’…You are asking me how?…Ok, read on.

If your husband does any of the following, *I swear beating my hands on the ground*, he must be a ‘Johnny’:
– When your husband leaves home in the morning wearing male perfume and returns at night reeking of different perfume, specifically male. *Don’t believe him if he says it was his sister that hugged him*

– When our dear hussy has to leave the room almost everytime to receive an ‘important’ call.

– When darling hussy comes back almost every night with a full tummy…no need to talk much!

– When and if your hussy rushes to the bathroom for a quick shower (and he is working an office job O!) and assuming he doesn’t usually do this.

– When dear hussy has several email / social media accounts!

– When they ‘password’ everything, laptop, ipad, blackberry, Facebook, twitter, etc

– When they start asking unusual questions like “Is it possible to marry only one wife?” or “Is it possible to love more than one person?”

– When they suddenly become preoccupied with their appearance

– When they keep getting mysterious calls at odd hours of the day or loads of ‘wrong’ numbers

– When you see that the passenger seat is always adjusted!

– When buying gas or getting credit takes more than 5 hours for something that should ordinarily take 15 minutes

– When he perpetually goes on a business trip …almost every weekend. You too, pack your bag and follow him, noting do you!!

– When you keep seeing strange messages from strange women and the permanent excuse your husband gives is,”We are just friends”

– When housekeeping money is suddenly cut and he doesn’t  perform his financial duties.

– When you call him sometimes and you hear kids at the background…and no candid explanation for that when he is not even a Paediatrician!

Infact, the list is endless. All I am saying is that, we ‘gurls’ should be careful and not be taken unawares… When you find out that you are married to a ‘Johnny’, then you should work hard at exposing him because the other women might not even be aware of his deceit.

One thought on “BE CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT BE MARRIED TO A JOHNNY!!

  1. Dear housewife, in all pls don't forget that Yemi Alade did not give up; she was still yearning…..”am looking for MY Johnny……hv u seen johnny?” And then finished that chorus with an endearing “Johnny'm oOoo!” *in Igbo accent. Lol.

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